5). Christopher Lloyd (as Jim Ignakowski)
I know, odd choice, but I don't think you can get much creepier than this (and at times he's just too damn endearing).
4). Robert Mitchum (especially in Cape Fear and Night of The Hunter)
Fantasize away, ladies:
3). Gary Oldman (in everything he does)
2). Rick Gomez (lol, maybe I'm watching too much Pete and Pete, but seriously, Endless Mike is pretty damn attractive in a melodramatic teenage bully sort of way).
and he cleans up nicely too:
And now I have the motivation to watch Band of Brothers:
1). Steve Buscemi (like you didn't see this from a mile away, right?)
THIS PICTURE is all you need:
Any kinks or fetishes we should know about? Unusual looking men, overly dramatic villains, Victorian era, the 1950's, that kind of thing...